it’s been four years since zayn malik auditioned for xfactor, i’d like to thank his mother for dragging his ass out of bed that day and also for helping him have that face
sometimes i just stop and remember that one direction actually has a song on their album about sex addiction
ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.
OMG she looks like SpongeBob from the Mac&Cheese box…
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU START PETTING A PET AND YOU CAN SEE THEIR EYES GET ALL SQUINTY AND THEY MOVE CLOSER TOWARDS YOU LIKE THEYRE JUST CHILLIN SOAKING UP ALL YOUR ATTENTION AND IT WARMS YOUR HEART BECAUSE THEY APPEAR VISIBLY HAPPY AND THAT IN TURN MAKES YOU HAPPY AND LIKE LIFE IS GREAT FROM THAT POINT ONWARD
pen pals with benefits
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
If tumblr was condensed into 100 ppl in a room it’d be 1 trans person making cis jokes and 99 cis ppl being like “I can’t believe everyone in this room hates us because we’re cis”
my life is 99% one direction
my life is 100% one direction
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.